Poem

Some I will make
Others I will bake.
maybe a cake
I cant make a mistake
Or it will brake.
I can eat it by the lake,
After I rake
With my friend Jake
He is not a fake
For goodness sake!

Jake has a friend who's gay,
His name is Clay.
He lives by the bay
Was born in May.
Everyday,
you may say,
hes on his way.
He's married to Jay
They like to lay
Sometimes they par-tay
With their friend Ray
The next day,
They will pay,
Oh hey!
Yay!
I once took a dare
To eat a bear
Who had a lot of hair
Here and thereI
t was very rare
It tasted like a pear
I ate it at the fair
Where theres a lot of air
I had a lot of care
Becuase of what I wear.

The bear had a paw
Some call it a claw
He has a really big jaw
It's against the law
My steak is kinda raw.

My dare was on live
At quarter to fiveRight after the big dive
I had a good vive.

I am a big liar
I ran over a wire
With my tire.

The tire was part of my car
Which was pretty far
Inside of a jar
Which is on a bar
RAR!

I once gave my car to Dick
Whose last name is Vick
He has a small tick
Which is kinda sick
Unless he has a stick
Then he likes to lick.

Dick is sorta fit
He rarely likes to sit
He has a baseball mit
But he already quit
He really liked to hit.
When he fell in a pit
He actually bit
His gigantic zit
Now he needs a kit.

His brother's name is Kat
Who has a favorite hat
He got it with a baseball bat
That he used to hit his cat
Or was it that rat
Thats extremely fat?
He takes up the whole mat
He has never been out on Sat.

He has a lot to gain
Becuase of all the pain
Inside his brain
He lives on Way Lane
His neighbor uses a cane
He has a big vein
They live by a crane
He once went to Maine
With his cousins Wayne
And Dane
And Jane
I make it rain!
That was kinda lame
You are to blame
Because you have no game
What a rediculous name
We are all the same
My award just came
Cause of all my fame.

I once was fast
But now I have a cast
I'm always last
As everyone runs past.

My parents have to cope
Cause i decided to elope
With the guy they call the pope
I tripped him with a rope
Now that was really dope!